His usual miseries stemmed from a certain family prophecy, a story whose humor he couldn't appreciate when he was a little boy.
The story predates his birthday, when his parents had prayed the deity for a girl child. But as a wise man must know, deities are aware of mathematical probabilities.
So when he was born, none of the true believers were surprised.
And as he grew up, he felt the deity must have paid a little heed to his parents wishes and blessed him with asinine feminine qualities, thus he also suspected himself of being a brazen sexist. Honesty was his hallmark too, you see.
If these lines belonged to a novel, he could just be me, but then again I will just pass, due to obvious reasons, one being accused of too much megalomania.
The story predates his birthday, when his parents had prayed the deity for a girl child. But as a wise man must know, deities are aware of mathematical probabilities.
So when he was born, none of the true believers were surprised.
And as he grew up, he felt the deity must have paid a little heed to his parents wishes and blessed him with asinine feminine qualities, thus he also suspected himself of being a brazen sexist. Honesty was his hallmark too, you see.
If these lines belonged to a novel, he could just be me, but then again I will just pass, due to obvious reasons, one being accused of too much megalomania.
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