Bombastic !

Of all the things that science and 'growth based' economy has offered us in the past century- abundance is the one I despise most. Abundance itself is a paradoxical term in an earth where still millions starve. 
Our wise policy makers doesn't need to worry about the impending 'Revolution'. If nature decides to take its course and which it will sooner because of our imperative for growth (which aggravates population growth), I would just like to see them hold their hands and still discuss their trickle down economic policies. We might be quite far away from our own extinction in evolutionary terms, but then a seven billion populace of human stupidity only prepones the inevitable.

In an earth where a butterfly flapping it's wings in Brazil creates a Tornado in the US, I just want to smoke some weed (how impertinent!) and marvel at them- the smart ones in their suits, and sing the
auguries of innocence.

Something about my Lizards

When I was a young boy, I kept lizards. My friends called me psycho. I had six of them. I could have named them after the days of the week, but I didn’t. I was never good with names. I had almost completely forgotten about the lizards until yesterday, when my friend wept about a dead lizard on his windowpane. Locked between the jaws of the hinge, it got crushed- unlucky bastard, just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Once upon a time I had taken up a toy gun and aimed at a lizard that was silently stalking a winged prey against a blue wall. The aim had turned out to be perfect and it fell down much to the ignorance of its prey. It died then and there, one plastic bullet was good enough to crush its little brain. But it wasn’t me who did that, it was a friend, but since I like taking credits for myself, the story should be ‘me’ centric. I am psychopathic enough to keep lizards but not enough to practice aim on them. But I know of people who keep aquariums in their homes and eat fishes, never from the aquariums though, but why these selective persecutions- well indeed as the poet would say, some are born to sweet delight, some are born to endless night.

You get the allegory, right?

 I am just trying to sound smart.

My lizards made my room a dirt-bag. They littered around everywhere. I hardly complained. I liked living things. Life was good enough for me. Life in most forms. Life as long as it didn’t come in the form of wings. I never liked winged creatures in closed spaces. They made me uncomfortable. My lizards, my little six lizards would always come to my rescue. They would prey upon all these winged things, you know.

O, the architecture of my walls remind me of the spiders too. They were a comrade of the lizards. They shared a mutual understanding and never bothered each other. My little army of glue footed warriors who treaded my fecund walls remained mostly busy in their eating, shitting and breeding.

Sometimes I would find them copulate and let a friend know that I am watching lizards copulate and I would get the stern social judgment that would cripple my observant self. We depend so much on the opinion of others who do things to be fit for the society someone else carved for us. No one observes the lizards anymore. Not saying it’s cool though, but you see all this yearning for the cool and acceptable stuff is what ruins us. Cool is stupid at times, you know.  

This is a society of mass production where our babies would grow up to work in industries that mass produce. Something is wrong with this uncouth abundance. So many things goes to waste, and worse than that so many minds goes to waste.

I think that the winged creatures that flooded my room were a mass production of the natural world. I could have negated them with the mass-produced chemicals, but since I am all green and environmental I preferred my lizards doing it for me.

Lizard babies eat up insect babies, but I have never seen an insect baby.

But, parasites do not make babies, do they?

I think parasites just make parasites.   

The icicles jingle in the wind and everything seems peaceful in this cold country.

Winter makes me an inward creature, like my lizards- who sleep through the winter.

But it’s summer here, and yet I think of winter.

Without my lizards every wall looks like winter to me.

Empty, barren and without activities.

That summer long ago, I had put up those mosquito nets in my window and

watched my confused lizards eat each other over the next few days.

I still miss them sometimes, you know.

I wish I had named them.

Writing is a Panacea, for the elite

Most of us who have been raised in metropolitan cities that entertains a certain amount of progressive (humane) thinking, aren't familiar with the grass root realities of the mural state of India. It's a hard wrenched fact and most of my education about India has been the past few years when I have travelled all over North India and met some fascinating people and heard some fascinating stories, and read some scholarly books. The problems of the city as we know it, are totally different from the problems of the rural places. But certain norms of life that may seem draconian to our uber-intellectual city dwellers are in fact the glorified ways of the rural Indian life that is yet to think for itself. The urban elite (like me) are often disrespectful of what the lower classes (rural India?) hold dear to them.

"I make statements like God doesn't exist, and our domestic help who often chats up with my mother looks at me with big eyes and wonders when god's wrath is going to strike me down."

My friend in Delhi points me out that whenever I write fiction I am a twenty something upper middle class elite Bengali youth- this whole label has its own repercussions, in other words, what she means perhaps is that being in an elitist (so called) progressive society from the far east I hardly acknowledge the realities that plague the heart of the mainland. My friend in criticizing my singular voice of the rebel writer and is trying to help me in choosing different voices that may improve and bring some variety in my fictions.

 I must listen to the multitude voices of the many - the one of the oppressed Dalit farmer, the one of the dowry seeking IAS officer, the one of the over protective 'Bhaiya' who would not let their sisters mix with the boys, the casteist-patriarchal husband and so on. And sadly, the realities of the Indian State aren't limited to its northern frontiers, it’s pervasive as a dormant virus lurking beneath the putrid skin with all its’ stealth.

My friend, when she accuses me of my indifference towards the mass-thought of the common men, is actually pretty apt in saying so. I mostly deny myself the realities of the world in which I live in. I worry about love- day and night. I don’t think about God or religions either, and I worship Salman Rushdie.   From my own juvenile understandings I have known only two social problems that India faces most- one of caste-ism and the other of religions. I am also of the opinion, “Abolish all the religions,” only after the word poor has lost its’ use.

Caste-ism ( one must keep in mind that it transcends religious boundaries too)  is one of India's first and foremost problem, and it's a sad state that even in so called elite institutions like IIT (of which I have been a part for the past few years) one finds people who would vehemently defend the fact that,

"Yaar lower caste people are like that only. They should be treated like that

yaar, nahi toh , they will take advantage of you."

In India obviously people respect IITans and not everybody (trust me they are a bunch of very intelligent and mostly forward people) would resort to such an opinion but then there are always exceptions and one must keep in mind that it only takes one such example to tarnish the reputation of a brand. I am drifting off here a bit, ain't I?

 If such an opinion is given adequate energy and channels, it may even become a popular thought. I, being from the far-east and always being taught about socialist formulas, have no idea about the petty problems of caste-ism that plagues India. This is where my problem lies. In my day to day life while interacting with these people, I deny the existence of caste and to me and my folks, I am very right. We have long repudiated the caste in our minds. A more apt thing to say, in our socialist dreams of comrade Lenin, we hardly acknowledge the existence of such an evil.  Poor is just poor and we need socialism to eradicate the evils of poverty. 

But then caste-ism is at large and the funny thing is it transcends economic boundaries. How do I make them understand caste-ism is wrong, from my own point of view who is thinking on a different plane altogether?  

The elitist India tries to solve such problems (do they?) with the help of their scholarly allegories, hoping symbolisms and progressive thought with the help of technical and scholarly terms would trickle down to the lower strata, but this hardly happens. It's only for those coterie of intellectual masturbation.

(Am I being too optimistic in saying that they actually hope to solve problems or they just do it for the sake of their own scholarly pursuits, just wondering)

One needs the public to understand what they are doing and saying and how it will help them. I am sure many people with good intentions are out there doing so. I am just a mere observer in all of this, with faulty words that would hardly strike you.

I remember while I was stationed at one of the ashrams in Rajasthan a few years back, a kid had come up to me with manifold curiosity in his eyes. After a hearty conversation, he had disappointed me with the usual rhetoric of asking me about what my caste was- he was apparently a Brahmin. Frankly, I had no idea about my caste. I still don’t for that matter. Here lies the gulf between cultures and how we are raised and how some (irrelevant) things are so dear to some people.

“Why do you call yourself a Brahmin?” I asked

“II am a son of a Brahmin.” He replied.

I read this book on Hindu mythology (written by an Indian, since westerners can't be trusted) where it was written that castes was formed from the body parts of a certain God or someone, if my memory serves me. The Brahmin was the mouth, arms was the Kshatriya, thighs the Vaishya, and feet the Shudra.

Any person with a keen eye would notice the socialist order in such a stratification. It was an amazing feat if one comes to think of it. Our Indian society was really advanced in ancient days and castes were formed for societal order. Now yesterdays’ miracles become the troubles for tomorrow, and kitschy superheroes do not wake up anymore to save the world. It’s the way of the world.

A friend of mine took up this anatomical idea of the origin of castes and wrote a piece that was circulated in certain Indian villages.  It was of the preachy theme that ' how if one cuts off the legs the head suffers'. It didn't do much good (majority people were illiterate too, a better form would have been to go and show them a movie with Salman Khan in it). Another reason could be that people in power, higher in the food chain wants to remain so, as long as they can, before their time runs out and the entire status quo is altered.

So when I deny the existence of caste-ism altogether and take the ideal route- I feel happy in my own way, I do not need to mix and churn out and save the world from itself by petty socio specific formulas in my writings. I take a defeatist position, but whatever I do, I try to treat a human as a human, and on some worse days I treat dogs as human, since I am of the opinion that dogs are better than humans. I only write about letters and love, and longing and parting. Do hell with the masses.  

I would like to end by saying that much to the utter dismay of our literary pundits India needs 'Chetan Bhagats' who would at least tell the people that (I agree his books aren’t good enough.)

“Do not vote for your own caste, and find love in shaadi dot com”.

These are very important positions to take up in a society like India, where people like me with all their allegories, abstractions and symbolisms won’t be able to connect to the majority of the vast multitude of people who in their simple lives complicate the larger order. 

Like Dustbins? (Poetry ten)

The earth that spins

in dustbins

tell a tale

of grey colored

obscurities

where reticent worms

and warbling slimes

wade each other into

the stomach

of the florid puppy

that ran away

from her lap mistress who

in distress weeps

away the day, and in the

night when puppy with

a doggy nose

finds home relieving

her plight- conjuring a nocturnal

delight,

lap-mistress

kisses

the puppyface

with a

haughty grace.

Such a kind being.

The earth that spins

like dustbins tell a tale of

lap-mistress toying with

her puppy sons until

they become cute-no-more,

henceforth discarded,

from ‘selfies’ and ‘dp-s’

and the shelter

of lap paradise. Second hand,

you could find

them tied

in lampposts

confused- wondering what

they did wrong,

sometimes singing

a dog

lovesong-

“kui kooi, bhow bhow, kau kau, kui.”

(intermittently)

In an earth that spins

with dustbins

dogs need to

love less, growl more

and aim for

the jugular

which is always a northward journey

from

the lap.   

Less or More? (Poetry Nine)

Mister Less with his chirping

Surging through the morning serving

Here and there a road goes twirling

but

Mister Less goes to working.

So in the world of less less learning

Mister Less goes on

earning.

Turning, burning, churning, mourning

In this world the Less 

are

yearning. 

Mister More with his squirming

Surfing through the day by burping

Sits and watches fellow herding

but

Gets  more of earning-learning. 

Perching, skirting, moaning, donning

In this world the More

are

conning.  

(Must be read in a strong Irish accent.)

Presidency Poet (Eight)

In poetry I find sumptuous words
of nostalgia, if pronounced with 
the ardent zeal of the orator might
struck highly hegemonic in disposition; 
so I sweep my fingers and say what 
I want to say every time in virtual 
space that litters with old photographs 
of my ancient royalties

where 

Marbled corridors are a
reminder of the opulence of
youth laced with otter minds
that hummed opium songs
in opal afternoons of
odontalgia -which resulted when
words, more words got entangled
in the tooth beds of
expression.

Drunk Sonny Boy!

So I have been drinking for the past twelve hours, intermittently, like that poor drunkard on some cheap street. Only difference is I got the easy cash, and this drunken refuge is just another luxuriated alternative of the party drunkards like us looking to set desi-records. One can easily propel out of this imagined self-pitying reality one creates for oneself, the fucking unreality of the sob-drunkard who in times of (imagined) distress makes a sob story, yearning for all the necessary attention in the meantime, hoping mothers will rise out of graves and save their healthy biles. So we need mommies in the rain telling us not to grieve, hugging us warm, telling us things are gonna be alright, worrying their head out in shitstorms.
We need mothers to tell us not to screw our dollar worthy heads-
for what I ask?

“This is harsh stuff. If you don’t talk about love, letters and the wind, it doesn’t suit me. “

Its’ beautiful out there in the open now, where morning birds chirp and cuckoo's wash themselves in the crystal water stored in the leaves from last night’s shower. Sometimes I can paint a beautiful picture too, you know, before all of civilization withers away in the hum drum of everything that people consider so acceptable.